If someone could just grab a video camera and run over to my house later, I would like to make a "Shit Internet Commenters Say" video. Don't worry. The first one can be, "This was funny in like, 2011."
Other ideas, not that this nonsense drives me fucking insane or anything:
- Pawned (or whatever that word is.)
- Is this what passes for journalism these days?
- I normally think you're amazing and talented, but you really missed the mark on this one you stupid whore.
- Christ, it's like ANYONE can get a blog these days.
- You're ugly.
- Go back to Kansas, you 23-year old Marina bitch.
- Ever herd of spellcheck?
- I am writer/blogger/journalist/comedian. You are the reason people hate writers/bloggers/journalists/comedians and here is a link to my MySpace.
- Native San Franciscan (New York, etc.), blah, blah, blah.
- This was already on SNL and it was better.