Thursday, November 02, 2006

bill vs. gavin: round one...

Bill “Big Pimpin’” Clinton was in town yesterday, and the brilliant SFMike featured his gloriousness in a photo essay on his blog, including some shots of my boyfriend, who I’m about to break up with, because of THIS.
Moving on, in checking out SFMike’s blog, I found myself wondering:
Who is hotter? Gavin or Bill?
Let’s compare:

Gavin: Womanizing charmer
Bill: Womanizing charmer

Gavin: Santa Clara
Bill: Rhodes Scholar

Gavin: Liberal Genius
Bill: Invented Liberal Genius

Gavin: Raspy voiced hotness
Bill: Southern drawl hotness

Gavin: prefers boney, thin, stupid women
Bill: I’ll just say that once in Ireland, a bunch of lads thought I was Monica Lewinsky.

Gavin: Fabulous clothes, although apparently only one tie.
Bill: Old man clothes, bifocals.

Gavin: Cool side job
Bill: Cool side job

Gavin: Married a robot from Sector Eleven of the Zeldar Universe Collective.
Bill: Married an unattractive ballsy broad who got him elected POTUS.

Gavin: Attends opening of Opera with child lover.
Bill: Attends opening of orphanage in South Africa with Oprah.

Gavin: Loves gays.
Bill: Loves Streisand.

Gavin: Hair-product hottie.
Bill: Silver fox.

Gavin: Highly stalkable.
Bill: Difficult to infiltrate security detail.

Gavin: Fois gras.
Bill: Fried chicken.

Hmmmmm. Challenging. I can’t decide…

ps: Gavin will be on KFOG's morning show tomorrow morning. We shall discuss immediately following...

10 comments:

Jerry said...

Gross Pic of Brit! And, as a UCLA grad, I KNOW that's not a UCLA cheerleader outfit. (thank god!) This better make Gavin think hard and long about this relationship...

Anonymous said...

OMG, you're right! She totally looks like Sophie's Choice. Uncanny!

Anonymous said...

Spots, just a question. I reviewed your favorite links and I'm wondering how one gets a link? Do any of them pay you to be features as a favorite?

matt said...

weird question. but now I want a link.

Spots said...

My favorite list is made up of my favorites! They change periodically, and I'll sometimes add new ones. No one's ever paid me, although I'm an artist for my favorite greeting cards. And my favorite architect sometimes buys me drinks. My favorite magazine writer paid for parking yesterday. My favorite political columnist paid for my favorite hotel and my favorite local blogger paid for my favorite wine.
In summation, my favorites are just that. Feel free to support them all and tell them Spots sent you. Although, they've probably never heard of me over at Balenciaga...

Anonymous said...

Spots,

I know you want to break up with Gavin, but according to the SFist story, it sounds as though he a Britannie may no longer be an item. That being said, if you want to break up with him due to his obviously pathetic taste in women, I'm all with you!

sfmike said...

Mistaken for Monica Lewinsky in Ireland? Wow. Did you go with the misapprehension and talk about your ex-boyfriend Bill or did you pretend to be insulted? (You're much prettier.)

Anonymous said...

I might be color blind, but bill looks like he's been in the pool without his cap...

Liza Heider said...

Beth, I heart you.

Leslie said...

Bill Clinton will always be hotter than everyone ever.